You've seen them.
I've seen them.
We've all seen them, OK?
From digishoptalk to SBB they are the avatars of our lives. I'm talking about those big toothy smiling chicks.
I don't know where they came from, but their eyes are always closed, they are skinny and full or mirth.
I don't know where to get one, I don't even know if I WANT one, but I'm strangely intrigued by their giddy happiness.
What are smiling about?
Are they laughing at me?
Why are they waving?
Do they know something I don't???
Why don't they open their eyes??
Where the heck are their noses?
These are the questions I want answers to. The smiling ladies are keepers of the scrapbook kingdom. A bevy of knowledge behind their huge pearly whites.
I bet they know what to do with those slidey things that come in kits.
I also bet they know how use a paper clip on a page.
Let's face it. They are in the know. That's probably why they're smiling.
So in honor of these unsung heroes of the digiscrappin world, I have created my own likeness a la big toothed lady. I call it: Me In The Morning. Check it out! That's my hair, my glasses, my necklace.
I did it with my own two little hands when I should have been getting some work done.
All to fit in. Sheesh.
I'm just like Rudolph and that elf he hangs with that wanted to be a dentist.
Anyway, here's today's freebie! It's some more of the famous world-renowned kit that never sold at 2B, Confections of Courtney. There's some paper and ribbons http://www.sendspace.com/file/ok2svx
Also here's something else to crack you up.
This is what I looked like in 1989. Oh heck, I look like that now.
8 comments:
Love the cats. Thanks for another beautiful kit. There seems to be something wrong with the paper & ribbons link. It just goes to a blank page. Will check back later. I come to your blog at least 3 times a day. Thanks, Candi
Never mind. I got the link on the next try. Server must have been down. lol
oh my god... LOVE that. I know I saw it last night, but it makes it so much funnier (is that a word?) when you put it on the blog. AWESOME!
Ames
How pretty! The paper and ribbons are so great! :) Thank you!
Thanks for the freebie. It pretty.
You are just hilarious! Thank you so much for making me laugh! I, too have a lot of those world famous kits that never sold. LOL!
Bev
GIRL, you are too dang crazy! I had such a good laugh from that. I too had one of those chicks made, looks nothing like me, yet Clara is till a good artist so I wont knock it! They dont come cheap either. You can get em at matterofscrap.com.
...Oh man, i still have tears running down my face...
Thanks so much for more! Ü
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