You've seen them.
I've seen them.
We've all seen them, OK?
From digishoptalk to SBB they are the avatars of our lives. I'm talking about those big toothy smiling chicks.
I don't know where they came from, but their eyes are always closed, they are skinny and full or mirth.
I don't know where to get one, I don't even know if I WANT one, but I'm strangely intrigued by their giddy happiness.
What are smiling about?
Are they laughing at me?
Why are they waving?
Do they know something I don't???
Why don't they open their eyes??
Where the heck are their noses?
These are the questions I want answers to. The smiling ladies are keepers of the scrapbook kingdom. A bevy of knowledge behind their huge pearly whites.
I bet they know what to do with those slidey things that come in kits.
I also bet they know how use a paper clip on a page.
Let's face it. They are in the know. That's probably why they're smiling.
So in honor of these unsung heroes of the digiscrappin world, I have created my own likeness a la big toothed lady. I call it: Me In The Morning. Check it out! That's my hair, my glasses, my necklace.
I did it with my own two little hands when I should have been getting some work done.
All to fit in. Sheesh.
I'm just like Rudolph and that elf he hangs with that wanted to be a dentist.
Anyway, here's today's freebie! It's some more of the famous world-renowned kit that never sold at 2B, Confections of Courtney. There's some paper and ribbons http://www.sendspace.com/file/ok2svx
Also here's something else to crack you up.
This is what I looked like in 1989. Oh heck, I look like that now.