Thursday, August 03, 2006

Yeah, well it does make me wonder what they're up to!

You've seen them.
I've seen them.
We've all seen them, OK?
From digishoptalk to SBB they are the avatars of our lives. I'm talking about those big toothy smiling chicks.
I don't know where they came from, but their eyes are always closed, they are skinny and full or mirth.
I don't know where to get one, I don't even know if I WANT one, but I'm strangely intrigued by their giddy happiness.
What are smiling about?
Are they laughing at me?
Why are they waving?
Do they know something I don't???
Why don't they open their eyes??
Where the heck are their noses?
These are the questions I want answers to. The smiling ladies are keepers of the scrapbook kingdom. A bevy of knowledge behind their huge pearly whites.
I bet they know what to do with those slidey things that come in kits.
I also bet they know how use a paper clip on a page.
Let's face it. They are in the know. That's probably why they're smiling.
So in honor of these unsung heroes of the digiscrappin world, I have created my own likeness a la big toothed lady. I call it: Me In The Morning. Check it out! That's my hair, my glasses, my necklace.
I did it with my own two little hands when I should have been getting some work done.
All to fit in. Sheesh.
I'm just like Rudolph and that elf he hangs with that wanted to be a dentist.
Anyway, here's today's freebie! It's some more of the famous world-renowned kit that never sold at 2B, Confections of Courtney. There's some paper and ribbons http://www.sendspace.com/file/ok2svx
Also here's something else to crack you up.
This is what I looked like in 1989. Oh heck, I look like that now.

10 comments:

Dean said...

I agree - way too happy. And those cats are cracking me up too!!

candicolette said...

Love the cats. Thanks for another beautiful kit. There seems to be something wrong with the paper & ribbons link. It just goes to a blank page. Will check back later. I come to your blog at least 3 times a day. Thanks, Candi

candicolette said...

Never mind. I got the link on the next try. Server must have been down. lol

Amy's Images said...

oh my god... LOVE that. I know I saw it last night, but it makes it so much funnier (is that a word?) when you put it on the blog. AWESOME!

Ames

JoAnn said...

How pretty! The paper and ribbons are so great! :) Thank you!

KimberlyP said...

my daughter LOVES the cats and I love the download -thanks!!!

Peggie said...

Thanks for the freebie. It pretty.

Bev said...

You are just hilarious! Thank you so much for making me laugh! I, too have a lot of those world famous kits that never sold. LOL!

Bev

Miriam's Blog said...

GIRL, you are too dang crazy! I had such a good laugh from that. I too had one of those chicks made, looks nothing like me, yet Clara is till a good artist so I wont knock it! They dont come cheap either. You can get em at matterofscrap.com.

...Oh man, i still have tears running down my face...

Vicki said...

Thanks so much for more! Ü

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