The Road To Nowhere

I'm baaaaaack.
No, I don't have the holiday story I told you I would have yet, I wrote it at work and have yet to go in to retrieve it.
I'm being lazy I guess. Dang it! I need to stop that. Anyways, I think I'm going to do a Valentine's Day kit. I'm so excited about it! I wish I had more time this morning to work on it but alas, duty calls. But at least I'm updating the old blog. I really need to revamp this thing but I don't know how. Anyone out there proficient in blog revamping? Let me know, I want to pick your brain! Or just give you my PASSWORD and let you do it for me. That's the American way. I want people to do the blog updating I won't do.
Anyway, I forgot to tell you all that I won four journalism awards from the Iowa Newspaper Association. I'm so excited! One of the awards was Master Columnist. Cool. I have wanted to win an INA writing award since birth. I mean it.
My hubbo says I should write a book. If I do, I want it to be an Erma Bombeck type book. But I think I'll forego that for now, if the book sells as well as my kits do, I'd be in the poorhouse in NO TIME.
Sometimes I feel like I'm on a the treadmill of life. Ooops, I'm speaking in a metaphor. You know what Jack Nicholson's character in "As Good As It Gets" said about people who speak in metaphors, something about shampooing his crotch. Yeah.
So, to sum up my life, I'm reminded of an Ozzie Osbourne song:

Ozzy Osbourne - Road To Nowhere Lyrics
[Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Randy Castillo]

I was looking back on my life
And all the things I've done to me
I'm still looking for the answers
I'm still searching for the key
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me
It just won't leave me alone
I still find it all a mystery
Could it be a dream?
The Road To Nowhere leads to me
Through all the happiness and sorrow
I guess I'd do it all again
Live for today and not tomorrow
It's still the road that never ends
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me
It just won't leave me alone
I still find it all a mystery
Could it be a dream?
The Road To Nowhere leads to me
Ah Ah
The Road To Nowhere I gonna pass me by
Ah Ah
I hope the never have to say goodbye
I never want to live without you
The Road To Nowhere leads to me.

Beware, you may see me scrap this soon. Well, I should be getting on to work now. I'll post again here later today. CYA