Alright, now that I have TV I'm going nuts.
I see products advertised on there that I must have.
Products I would not have known about, had it not been for television.
But now I'm $35 in the hole because I went to Walgreens and found said products.
First off, Olay Touch Of Sun. I haven't tried it yet, but it sounds totally cool. It's a moisturizer and sunless tanner combined. Is this heaven? No it's Iowa and I found it at Walgreens. Sweet.
Our next product is Easy Off BAM. When I saw the name Easy Off, I immediately thought of the '70s commerical jingle "Easy Off makes oven cleaning easier." So I thought it was an oven cleaner. Then they demonstrated the product on a shower door. I was amazed.
I'm one of those scary gullible people who believes everything she sees on TV.
See now why I thought it was best that we didn't have the lighted box?
But you know what? Easy Off BAM actually lived up to my expectations. My shower is cruddy. I know, it's embarrassing to admit it. Is there some kind of 12-step program for that?
Anyway, it's got more lime in it than a daquiri.
But Easy Off BAM totally did the trick, and now my shower stall is shining and pretty. And here's the bonus, I didn't have to scrub. Hardly at all. And that's good because I'm lazy and hate to put much effort in cleaning. Seems like a waste of time to me.
Man these people should pay me, the Easy Off group I mean, I'm a total commercial for them.
But finding cleaner that will actually do the work for me has become a bit of a hobby for me.
I'm a cleaner connoisseur, if you will.
No, I don't eat it.
In other television news, 7-year-old Max has become an avid Judge Judy fan. He was glued to the tube yesterday as the tough but fair lady handed down verdict after verdict.
"Mom, is there more?" he asked when it was over.
"No Max, tomorrow," I said.
"But it just said 'Next on Judge Judy ... '" he did his announcer immitation.
"Nope," I said.
He looked crushed.
Later when he was riding his bike outside, I heard him say to his brother, "My cheeeldren," in his best Judge Judy voice.
We're becoming addicted. Help us!
Tune in tomorrow when I talk about a show I discovered today that I could easily become addicted to called "Starting Over."
So here's your freebie, yo. I'm gonna to use sendspace for now until I figure something else out. Sorry. I hate porn with everything that's in me, but I know of no other way to get these to you right now. This world is just sick, if you haven't noticed. :(